We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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