i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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