well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I have post one night stand depression
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