I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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