My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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