It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I need moral support for this bender
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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