just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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