that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
