Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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