But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
two words...techno handjob
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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