Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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