i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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