She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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