Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first