I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't put those talents on a resume
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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