At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I look better un-naked...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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