He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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