Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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