Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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