i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dick very happy bro
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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