Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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