god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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