all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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