There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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