Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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