She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I have already put on my inside pants.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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