I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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