i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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