1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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