Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
