p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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