Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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