If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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