party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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