I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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