i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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