can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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