I smell stomach acid.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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