Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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