quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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