You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
