'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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