Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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