The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where is the hickey?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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