Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
