READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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