Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
