I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
