i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I understand Curling. That high.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
