So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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