i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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