my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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